{"name":"📬 The Mail Room","status":"The mail room is open for business!","version":"1.0.0","docs":"/docs","metaphor":"You've walked into the biggest post office in the world. Every counter, every room, every letter tells a story. Start exploring.","departments":{"radio_room":"/radio-room/scan — Listen to Wi-Fi walkie-talkies","lost_letter_office":"/lost-letter-office/* — Search for people, faces, emails, phones","safe_room":"/safe-room/* — Lock, unlock, and crack secrets","mail_chute":"/mail-chute/* — Watch network packets fly past","security_office":"/security-office/* — Knock on doors, trace routes","intelligence_room":"/intelligence-room/* — Dark web breach database, cross-reference leaked data","oracle":"/oracle/* — Consult the AI Oracle for decoded intel and analysis"}}